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Friday, February 22, 2008

savant


I had laksa for dinner today. It's actually palatable, something I would scarf down. Maybe it's because it's from a Malaysian/Singaporean stall. The funny thing is, I don't particularly like laksa, even in xin chai poh, because the gravy from the various stalls will taste too milky/sour/weird/expired.....and because I keep in comparing the dish to the one sold when I was in primary school. NOTHING beats that one. =D The version of the dish sold here in that particular stall actually tasted pretty similar to the one that I like. =D Even my stringent uncle liked it.

Can't really update much, due to other concentrations and the snatching competition that happens everyday b/w my family members. I really hate it, I want a personal computer/laptop/tablet that I can junk my things on. It's not like I can rip the computer into half and it'll multiply like some miscelleanous bacteria. =X

I've found some similarity regarding people here and those back home. WHY IS IT WHEN I CUT MY HAIR THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS?!?!?!?!?
Common comments are: Hey, you cut your hair..it's nice..etcetcetc. =X
Sure, I like it, though my family says it looks pretty similar to my old one, but is it out of pure courtesy that you all say so? I can go get a buzzcut and people will still say the same thing. ==

I'm hoping to do some things in the summer, mainly learn some god damn languages coz the sch requires G9 in order to proceed( to hell with you guys), get a job(for clothes, movies, earrings and more piercings xD ), and improve my drawing skills. The problem is that of four wheels, since my Dad has the car and I'm not certified to drive all by my lonesome yet. Boo.

While stoning away in math class today, I discovered 5 other reasons for not handing in your homework:

1. My goat ate it. Unfortunately, it's only viable on farms. Perhaps my 6 month old sister/brother/monster ate it???

2. I left it at home. When teacher queries further, say something along the lines of : Do you want me to run home and get it? Do it with a slight angry tone, as if you're angry that the teacher doesn't trust you. My classmate actually attempted it in math. She gloated afterwards.
Note: May not work on all teachers.

3. If said homework is a worksheet of sorts, say that you've accidentally soaked the paper and now the words and such are illegible to the normal, sane human mind.

4. The old shredder excuse. I think most school offices have one.... make sure you have an office personnel as a 'witness'. =D

5. My fave. I was trying to save paper. In this sudden Green wave, it is reasonable and environmentally considerate to try and cut down our carbon footprints, every day there are rainforests the size of football fields being cut down due to our excessive usage of paper, etc.

Outcomes is as follows:
a) Teacher believes you
b) Teacher laughs/smiles/enjoys the smart ass act, so gives a warning
c) Teacher is not amused and gives you detention

Note: as option c) is the most likely, the author is not responsible for any mishaps you may face. =DDD


PS: To ms yanti: it's fine you read my blog as long as you don't blab( I know you!!!!) to other teachers. xD
PPS: TO LIYANA AND MICHELLE : What great friends you two are. Note, I said that with sarcasm, as happy, hyper ex-debaters are likely to take this in the wrong way.

5:37 PM


Look here!
Heyhey, my blog's just a small small space on the internet
So no tagging insults here alright?
It's wasting brain cells.

I don't make a good disclaimer-type person,
So if you happen to feel insulted/depressed/offended, it's not my fault,yeah?

Awwww. You crying already?
Want a tissue?
Go ask your mom.
IMMA GOOD GIRL
Heyhey, my name's Jessicaaaaaaa
I like to run, play, eat, sleeeeeeeeeep and shoot people :3
So don't get on my bad side, I'll shoot you with a MP5 :3

Some PEOPLE think I'm crazy, but I'm 101% sure I'm sane.
Then again, I think I got counselling for a reason =D

Currently, I'm located in a freezer. And the door's locked.Luckily,there's ice cream!!!
Air Expulsion



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